cassbones:

shannananan:

acciocupcakes:

#such a beautiful place to be with a grande non fat soy latte

the longer you look the funnier it is

Dobby doesn’t have to take anybody’s shit anymore. Dobby is a free elf

soudas:

can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm

fyeahhhthebizarre:

Delusional misidentification syndrome is an umbrella term, for a group of delusional disorders that all involve a belief that the identity of a person, object or place has somehow changed or has been altered.

This syndrome is usually considered to include four main variants:

• The Capgras delusion is the belief that (usually) a close relative or spouse has been replaced by an identical-looking impostor.
• The Fregoli delusion is the belief that various people the believer meets are actually the same person in disguise.
• Intermetamorphosis is the belief that people in the environment swap identities with each other whilst maintaining the same appearance.
• Subjective doubles, in which a person believes there is a doppelgänger or double of him or herself carrying out independent actions.

iamtonysexual:

tyleroakley:

cadaverous-porcelain:

killthebloodyredprinceofdeath:

twistedfuckk:

We ran out of plates.

This is possibly the greatest photo on Tumblr.

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with what the bible says, but to utilize that book ‘as a plate’ knowing what it means to people, is just plain disrespectful to religion. 

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with the fact that pizza is the most delicious thing ever, but to let it touch that book, knowing how people misinterpret it as a reason to hate gays, is just plain disrespectful to pizza. 

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr.

My uncle got killed by a falling microwave.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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gummybunnii:

by nemi

amicelestiayet:

I am still not Princess Celestia.

uncoverinq:

(by markalt)

mishasminions:

larelie:

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

Poor Spidey

I SHIP IT

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